Ummmmm.

Hello.
I was just walking home this evening after a lecture on Chinese Tea (very interesting - full of tea though and so needed a pee quite badly so can't be 100% sure that what I am going to describe was actually as it seemed. I am though well over 99.8% sure that it was so.)

I saw a Collie.

A big one, you know, like Lassie.

And it was shaved.

Like a Poodle.

With the shaved back and the pom-pom mane and leg thingees (although being a collie it was less "pom" and more "fall down and be sort of frizzy")

It looked PISSED.