Wednesday, May 26, 2004

pWoOpWooPwOopwOop....

Grand news from his side of the mighty, mighty Pacific. As it transpires I have secured a job as a Coordinator for International Relations in the City Hall of a sunny city by the name of Hatsukaichi, just 20 short minutes train ride away from Hiroshima. Looking to start in early-mid August and very excited about it we are. A move, new faces, new places, a new apartment (fingers crossed for water pressure) and all that goes with a stroll to a new locale.
My thanks to those whose thoughts have gone out in the seemingly endless waiting-to-hear-so-for-gods-sake-don`t-bloody-well-ask-me-again time since the interview back in Feb/March.
OOOOOOOOOooooooh very, very excited. (and a shade nervous). Will let you know more when we do.
Out.
Berin and Nic.

PS - Feel free to leave comments on the page...cheaper than a letter! shorter than an e-mail! Perfect for my lazy, lazy, lazy friends.

PPS - Jon and Melody - Looking forward to seeing you real soon.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Oooh. And wedding photos...

Yep. Shindig photos are up on the interweb for perusal. There are about 40-odd at the moment, but as we trawl through the 400 that we have we may selectively release more. If you have cable or broadband internet we can arrange for print-quality ones to be sent through to you en masse if you wish. Otherwise...who knows. Get in touch.

Right-o

www.photobucket.com

Username: wedding1.0
Password: berinnic

We are nothing if not original....

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

The family...

Yeah, so there we were, 11 years after I had lived with this family, having last seen them on a Bullet Train platform in March 1993. Since that time I had generally saved calling them for those times when I was really, really, really drunk and the time zones were juuuuuuuuuuuuust right. This fell away after a while as I forgot an awful lot of my Japanese - what with not using it and all, it gets pretty rusty, pretty quickly -. Now, after kick starting the language again, I am looking forward to keeping in touch with them a whole bunch more.

The Grandad, who was the head of a country-wide Buddhist sect with 100 or so Temples under him, died in 1996, causing Grandma to move in with my host-mother. Grandma is still around, still shuffling around the house, hunched over a shade, weighing about 45 kgs, maybe 30kgs of that taken up with a big old grin and some super laughing eyes that don`t quit. In spite of the phone conversation of a few weeks ago, she maintained that she remembered me when she saw me again and formed a solid liking of Nic, which was nice.

Grandma shuffles. Everywhere. I remember on maybe my 3rd or 4th night in Japan as a wee 16 year old, sleeping in a room next door to an enooooormous Buddhist shrine, still sort of thinking what the hell I was actually doing there, I woke up at maybe 4:00 in the morning to Grandma bobbing in and out of my field of vision at the end of the bed, muttering to herself, wearing odd socks, digging around in a pile of detritus that had been shuffled aside for my arrival.

It scared me.

Upon seeing me awake, she muttered a cheery hello and went back to her digging. After some moments, when I managed to extricate my fingernails from the ceiling she made a successful "hahah!!" type sound and held up what seemed to be a bog-standard plastic bag from the local supermarket. It was empty, but apparently exactly what she was looking
for. She looked over at me, winked, held the bag high over her head and shuffled out of the room, muttering to herself. She went straight to the fridge and raided it, filling the bag with loot before disappearing off into the night, back to their apartment, ready to make Grandads breakfast when he woke at the crack of 10:00.

I liked her from that moment on.

On this trip back, she piped up at the table one night while we were supping ales and she was cackling into her fish porridge that she knew some English.....and then one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me took place....

...this 93 year old Japanese great-Grandmother started belting out "God Save Our King". Word-for-word. Start to finish. When she stopped, her face broke into her trademark grin "I learnt that when I was six" she said, "Haven`t sung it since". That's, (Paul - Check-it) 87 years ago people.

Grandad was a regal old fella. You could tell by looking at him that he had some pretty lofty connections "...on the other side..." as it were. He smelt comfortingly of cigarettes and incense. He was a conscientious objector during the war. He told me that he had stated the war wasn`t right, there was no way Japan was going to win it and he didn`t agree with it. If you know anything of Japanese society during the Second World War, you know that conscientious objectors simply didn`t exist, or at least not for long. He was in prison with about 100 other men during the length of the war, and he saw them all shot. The officers in charge of the prison were a little wary of shooting a Buddhist priest of his standing and so just sort of overlooked him. Fascinating chap. He gave me a leather bound copy of Moby Dick when I was over here, saying that he had bought it to teach himself english. In the end he admitted that he read it with the aid of a dictionary. He told me he thought Great Expectations was better. He was cool.

When he passed on my host mother (Mama-san) became head of the sect and is now, after some consolidation, in charge of 80 Buddhist temples throughout the country. She was looking super well and cried when she saw me (aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww) (out of affection people). She complained that she has become a grandmother since I left, but she still manages to be a Buddhist minister and and Aerobics instructor every Saturday afternoon...

I`ll write more about the family soon, including some about the craaaazy Buddhist ceremony Nic and I were allowed to go and witness with them.

We`re off to Kyoto this weekend to bludge off Archs hospitality once again. Yippee!!!

Be well people.
Berin and Nic.

Monday, May 10, 2004

Ooooh now that was fun

Hey folks,
Well, well, well.
After 11 years and one marriage I returned recently to Kurume, where I was an innocent exchange student for one year at the tender age of 16. With Nic in tow, we embarked on a bundle of new adventures that went a little something like this...
Trained on in to the Bullet Train station in Nagoya - about half an hour away and found our lov-er-ly seats, departing at about 9:30 on Saturday. Whisked along at unbeleeeeeeeiveable speeds we reached Kurume by way of Fukuoka at 2:30ish and were greeted by my erstwhile host brother and his brood, as well as that of his sister. So we piled in the car and set off for a whistlestop tour of my old home town.

Didn`t remember a thing.

The place is bonkers. Completely different from when I left it...and heres why...

Ever played Sim City?

Sim City is a strangely addictive computer game whereby you are the mayor of a city and have to guide its development from a fledgling village type affair to a sprawling metropolis, all the while keeping your economy, population satisfaction, pollution etc in check. Go get it. It`s good. Now in Sim City, if you want to replace, say, a bunch of houses with say, an airport, you demolish them --click-- and throw in an airport --click--. It`s as simple as that. Now expand that out to the real world and lo!! Kurume.

Over the past 10 years the city has been sectioning of portions of maybe 20 square blocks, turfing everyone out, no matter how much the howl, or how long their family has been there, and then demolishing the lot. They straighten the roads, fix the sewers, plant some trees and throw in some parks on the vast, vast, vast empty lots then they divide them up again according to what the individual families had, minus a percentage of land used for new, wider roads and the like, and invite the people back. BONKERS!! All the while - bearing in mind this takes 2-3 years to complete, the city is paying for these people to live elsewhere, and also pays compensation for any land lost in the developments. BONKERS!! Apparently a lot of people don`t move back. WOW I thought. No wonder everything looks so.......new. For and against arguements are blindingly obvious, particularly following the haphazard (re)construction of Japanese cities following the war. I just thought you`d find it interesting.

Morgan - I reckon you should get some Hou.singNZ folk over there for a look see. It`d make your job infinitely easier I reckon.

Right. More about the family later. Tara!